Have you heard the story of Soft Serve Ice Cream?
It's a tale of excitement and derring-do that goes on a whirlwind chase over three continents! It involves saving recipes from the Ancient Library of Alexandria as flames licked the feet of a valiant dessert chef! Packs of armored elephants stomping through the Pyrenees for some reason!
A blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy Cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles! It's likely you haven't heard that story, since it's completely fake.